Saturday, January 08, 2011
Lots done today, I should be up north on a snowmobile!
Let’s see I managed to install a new bathroom fan, replace the leaking shower faucet, fixed all the loose doorknobs in the house (there was like 12 of them) yes I live in a house built in the 40’s when they had the set screw doorknobs that never stay tight. Loctite to the rescue! On to some internet goodness, have a great weekend!
- Almost Naked (Girls night in)
- Who says Yoga isnt for guys.
- Glass ceilings rock—especially this one.
- Tell me what this outfit is all about, only a couple years till she takes her clothes off.
- Photoshop fail
- What the HELL is this? Someone help me—really WHAT is this. Anyone care to translate?
- Hawt Workout
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Monday, January 03, 2011
Home sick today, dont feel like doing anything but sleeping
All my kids were sick over the weekend and new year, now I have it and its killing me. I feel totally drained and dont want to do anything but sleep. Here are a few things to keep you entertained for a while - albeit short.
- The latest mugshot roundup for 2010 - how could I forget this?
- Man sacrifices car to save blowup doll WTF?
- Ok, I can attest to this. Kids would rather stink these days than take a shower after gym class. I have 2 13yr olds, 1 11 yr old and 2 10 yr olds—I cant get them to shower for the life of me. Getting them to use soap is a totally different topic.
- Dead birds and fish in a 125 mile radius? Sounds fishy to me, something happened here. Small nuke?
- How can you be this dumb and so smart at the same time? Med student busted for selling Adderall on craigslist. Yes it’s 2 sisters and they’re both kinda hawt.
- Dogs attack guard llama—Really? There’s a guard llama
- iPhone alarms still not working as of today.
- Alright Apple you own me, you’ve done the majority of things right when it comes to computing, I’m typing this on a new macbook air and love this thing. You had me with the 3g & 3gs iPhones then came the 4 and for the first time you lost me. I switched to a droid x on verizon so I could get off of AT&T ‘s service. Part of it was the antenna, the phone simply sucked. You never admitted to a problem but still fired the person in charge attenuation. It seems I’m the odd duck, you’ll get me back when it comes out on verizon i think. 300 billion net worth, 2nd only to Exxon. Interesting!
- Like watching movies? Just read this, what happened with flixster over the holiday season and what devices downloaded and installed the app? Do I need to note which platform came in last?
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Sunday, January 02, 2011
OK PACK! Its about time. Now carry us all the way to the SB
My blood pressure was up the entire game, but it was worth it, they came thru in the end with a pick!
What a strange week/end it was. Friday we had 57 degrees, then the following day 16 with 40mph winds. Got sick, still managed to work on the house! Got my office done in the sun room. Its awesome, still needs a bit of work however its done for the most part.
- The 2010 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup
- Explore the underside of NY <-- slick
- If you're into aliens and other out of space stuff, perhaps sexual fantasies—Do not read this
- And for some new year greatness, let’s pose with a placenta and, yep, you guessed it post the picture on facebook
- You remember this name dont you? ”Debra Lafave engaged to be married” Yep shes really getting married again AFTER the indecent acts she performed with a 14 yr old. How nice~!
- Milwaukee named the drunkest city in america, just in time for the new year—imagine that
- Alleged Illinois Sex Toy Assaulter Jailed For Court No-Show—Yes, with “i’d never hit it” pics. How the hell do you get caught doing this—NM I dont want to know
- NO NO NO NO NO NO nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
My first anniversary went off without a hitch yesterday
My wife and I have been together for a year now. We met yesterday and got married in Feburary (27th) Love is still going strong and I love her dearly. Wouldn’t change a thing! Enjoy the time off, dont celebrate to hard!
- Anorexic Model dies at the age of 28
- Leann Rimes still looks pretty hot, check out the bikini shots from Mexico this week
- My husband says he’ll divorce me if I get fat
- Masturbation on plane halted due to spilled hot sauce—really?
- Parents just dont understand. This is so true.
- Driving Buddy
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Another xmas gone, thanks to all who made it over. Enjoy the new year!
Nothing but the internet and all it’s lameness
- They need to bust this boob, no pun intended.
- Dear lord I’ve lost my sheep
- How needed is she? How often do you think of doing something like this? - um Neva
- Why do you laugh when I ask to work the shaft?
- Stuck in this subway car overnight—Just read it, I’m speechless
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Saturday, December 25, 2010
Merry Xmas
I hope you and your families had a great holiday. Thank god it’s over!
Watching Christmas Vacation and Christmas Story—2 of the best holiday movies ever.
- Yeah, xmas intruder broke in and dropped a deuce and refused to leave, wait there is more?
- Marine sends his sister an ice sculpture of himself for Christmas
- Another facebook video gone bad, dont swallow a fish and post it! Warning to all
- Fail—India again (yes again) tries unsuccessfully to launch a satellite into space.
- Is the Grinch trying to steal Christmas, no wait thats the friendly Vaseline salesman
- Man tries to clean his fireplace - while its lit - with an aerosol can—Dumbass
- And closer to home, here in WI a goat has a new home right in the town of Cascade thanks to a lakeshore rescue
- Steal something worth a million, sure you can post bail.
- Penis snow sculpture—how much you think the fine is?
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Thursday, December 23, 2010
I really dont feel like maintaining 2 sites—thank god for copy & paste
The things you read on the web daily are disturbing to say the least, one would think they may calm down during the holiday season. Are you kidding me, they increase! What is wrong with people these days.
- Woman gets revenge at store by peeing on bakery?
- Yeah it’s thought crimes, Phillip Greaves - what a douchbag
- What is Art? You be the Judge.
- More douchieness
- The best condiments in the world (I cant believe Mustard didnt make the list, thankfully Ketchup did)
- You know Ashton Kutcher hit it. Man-Up
- Do you want to know for sure if you’re nuts? Try tickling yourself
- If you have anal cancer you’re in luck—Something nice for the holidays, thanks to the FDA
- Yes, you can legally give the mailman something for xmas
- Look another sex scandal for the holidays
- Get your gifts wrapped and your junk fondled all while traveling
- Ok, this is interesting, more on what the US doesn’t do compared to other countries
- He pleaded but I ate him anyways
- What the hell is electronic mail?
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Well can I stick with this for more than a couple days?
I have a couple servers in the LA area and keep paying the bills but dont seem to use them that often. I’m gonna try to put this back in the forefront and get to it. I’ve had quite a few people asking me about it lately. I have another site bikergeek.net which you can find more ramblings if you care to.
May each and every one of you have a great holiday season!
- How to Holiday-Proof Your Relationship - No it doesnt include elfs
- Pa. man: Ridicule prompted prosthetic penis use, yep, yes sir, I used the whizzer
- Man wearing trench coat enters Walmart and rolls back prices, Foreskin
- Ashton Kutcher Sweater Listed on eBay by Mistress
- If your day is filled with “fondling, genital-grabbing or simulated sex acts” you must work at: A) A porn studio. B) A brothel. C) The Cheesecake Factory Need a Hint?
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