Thursday, June 03, 2010
How much longer can Steve spill his bullshit?
This article is really funny! Let alone the reorgs at M$ last week, here’s Steve Ballmer saying everything is ok at Microsoft. Wake Up Steve—Yes ur shit does stink
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Where is everyone? It’s only been 2yrs right!
Finally brought my database out of retirement and decided to start posting on here again. Who knows how many people will actually look here anyways. Starting using an iPad, the best thing I have ever used to this day. It is one sweet machine and inherently secure by default. What more could someone ask for.
I make my days as an systems engineer. My main focus is Microsoft Exchange. Currently working for a utility deploying exchange 2010 on VMware
Most of the posts going forward will be technical in nature, but I’ll let loose with some demented humor once in a while.
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Pat on 05/24 early evening
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
The week in Pics
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Friday, September 12, 2008
Not going to Tomahawk. Although I should be
It looks like most of the weather is going to stay down here and NOT up there, I should’ve left yesterday and not come home till Sunday!
- Look what hurricane IKE brought in
- Well this explains alot. I knew there was something going on in their, it certainly has nothing to do with my penis
- Take this one from me, I used to work for them. Dont F with the phone company?
- 50,000 north koreans
- Purses Banned at Chicago school. Where should I put my tampon mom?
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Pat on 09/12 late afternoon
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
While I wish the mornings were warmer, I love this time of year
Look, I hate the heat. I would rather be able to take off clothes to reach comfort than not have an option but to sit in air conditioning. I’ve never been a fair weather rider but I rode a full dresser for many years. Now I have to stick it out on a bike with 1/2 a windshield and no fairing or lowers. It gets damn cold.
- Can you lose weight eating naked? I’ve been trying this for many years, always got hair in my food though.
- Why drunks forget the embarrassing things they do
- For some reason I find this really hawt (NSFW)
- Lite Apple Juice anyone?
- Class is cancelled
- This has to be the coolest guy ever I mean look at those bags.
- Another ruined vacation picture. Hell I would have this framed. Classic~!
- Never, ever trust a doctor. At least not this way. My savings are gone
- Hell, I would be sporting a curve
- Florida Humor
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Pat on 09/10 late morning
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If you think your dumb when it comes to computers, this might help
IF YOU THINK YOU’RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS, READ THIS, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER. Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically challenged, you ‘ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article:
1.Compaq is considering changing the command ‘Press Any Key’ to ‘PressReturn Key’ because of the flood of calls asking where the ‘Any’ key is.
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AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
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Another Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the ‘Send’ key.
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Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his bathtub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
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A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was ‘Bad and an invalid.’ The tech explained that the computer’s ‘bad command’ and ‘invalid’ responses shouldn’t be taken personally.
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A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it ‘couldn’t find printer.’ The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but that his computer still couldn’t ‘see’ the printer.
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An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn’t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, ‘I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened.’ The ‘foot pedal’ turned out to be the computer’s mouse…
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Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, ‘What power switch?’
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Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. ‘I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn’t even fit it in...’ The user hadn’t realized that ‘Insert Disk 2’ implied removing Disk 1 first.
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A story from a Novell NetWare SysOp: CALLER: ‘Hello, is this Tech Support?’ TECH: ‘Yes, it is. How may I help you?’ CALLER: ‘The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?’ TECH: ‘I’m sorry, but did you say a cup holder?’ CALLER: ‘Yes, it’s attached to the front of my computer.’ TECH: ‘Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it’s because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?’ CALLER: ‘It came with my computer. I don’t know anything about a promotional. It just has ‘4X’ on it.’ At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn’t stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.
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A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was ‘running it under windows.’ The woman responded, ‘No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine.’
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And last but not least: TECH SUPPORT: ‘O.K. Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.’
CUSTOMER: ‘I don’t have a ‘P’’. TECH SUPPORT: ‘On your keyboard, Bob.’ CUSTOMER: ‘What do you mean?’ TECH SUPPORT: ‘ ‘P’ on your keyboard, Bob.’ CUSTOMER: ‘I’m not going to do that!’
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Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Tomahawk this weekend anyone?
What a couple of weeks will do in WI. It was 85 1 week ago? Now this weekend is supposed to be in the 70’s. While I welcome this weather, it’s still cold on a bike at 40.
- Free Handcuffs?
- What do all those sperm talk about?
- I must admit I dabble in the gaming arena once in a while and try to follow whats hot and whats not. Spore is causing all kinds of speak these days. DRM = a 1 star rating. Read the comments.
- Really, married people dont need to have sex. Been married for 9 months and still virgins
- Xmas Bukkake (In case you’re sheltered)
- Hurricane Ike from orbit. This is one wicked storm. It just looks mean.
- Burning Man art on Acid
- Normally I look at a place to live first
- Toxic Shellfish
- Prostitutes want to pay taxes?
- Sex it not 1st it comes 2nd.
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Pat on 09/09 late morning
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Monday, September 08, 2008
I took some time this weekend to try Ubuntu
This weekend I was able to put together some older hardware and install the latest version of Ubuntu and I have to say I am impressed. I still have a few things to work out but for the most part I havent been able to put down the mouse. Just manipulating Compiz is damn slick and can take up a whole day. If you havent tried it yet, find an old machine with a somewhat decent video card and have fun. A google search will reveal answers to most questions. I’ve found answers in less than 5 minutes every time.
- I saw that frickin piece 10 minutes ago. Frustration
- 10 good Unix Habits
- Yes, it’s Fuzzmail get more out of your email.
- No wrong doing, really
- I have always had a fetish like this Finally I am able to come out of the closet~!
- I kissed a girl and I liked it
- Bacon Flavored Vodka
- Where did Princess Diana’s limo end up?
- 2 Children in 14 months? Pregnancy leave takes on a whole new meaning.
- Fishing can be dangerous. Think about it for a minute. Water, Boating, Razor sharp hooks, jumping fish, Broken Jaw
- Driving test news. New reasons to fail now released!
- We cant take that cave tourtoday honey.
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Pat on 09/08 lunch time
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